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Least Woke Movies Ranked

These movies are ranked by woke score ascending—the lowest-scored analyzed titles appear first.

  1. The Last of Us: One Night Live(2014)
    Woke0AI: 0 · 0 votes
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  2. Better Gay Sex(1994)
    Woke0AI: 0 · 0 votes
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  3. If Forza Horizon 1 was remastered | FH5 | 10 years of Forza Horizon(2022)
    Woke1AI: 1 · 0 votes
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  4. For All Mankind(1989)
    Woke3AI: 3 · 0 votes
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  5. Toy Story(1995)
    Woke3AI: 3 · 0 votes
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  6. Half-Life 2: 20th Anniversary Documentary(2024)
    Woke3AI: 3 · 0 votes
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  7. Das Boot(1981)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 2 votes
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  8. Star Wars(1977)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 1 vote
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  9. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring(2001)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  10. John Wick(2014)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 1 vote
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  11. Paddington(2014)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  12. Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm(1999)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  13. Paddington 2(2017)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  14. Jackass Forever(2022)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  15. Fortnite: Battle, Build, Survive!(2018)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  16. The Thing(1982)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  17. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone(2001)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  18. Hardcore Henry(2015)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 1 vote
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  19. Predator(1987)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  20. Caddyshack(1980)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  21. The Big Lebowski(1998)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  22. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King(2003)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 1 vote
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  23. Kirby: Fright to the Finish!(2005)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  24. Cinderella(1950)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  25. Halloween(1978)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 1 vote
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  26. Jaws(1975)
    Woke4AI: 4 · 0 votes
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  27. Peter Falk versus Columbo(2019)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 0 votes
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  28. Alien(1979)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 0 votes
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  29. The Shawshank Redemption(1994)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 0 votes
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  30. Finding Nemo(2003)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 0 votes
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  31. No Half Measures: Creating the Final Season of Breaking Bad(2013)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 0 votes
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  32. Cinema Paradiso(1988)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 1 vote
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  33. Exit 8(2025)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 0 votes
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  34. GOAT(2026)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 0 votes
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  35. Snatch(2000)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 1 vote
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  36. Moby Dick(1956)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 0 votes
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  37. Schindler's List(1993)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 0 votes
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  38. Hitler(1962)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 0 votes
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  39. Metal Gear Solid 3: Existence(2005)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 0 votes
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  40. 2001: A Space Odyssey(1968)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 0 votes
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  41. Tremors(1990)
    Woke5AI: 5 · 1 vote
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  42. Dog Gone(2008)
    Woke6AI: 6 · 0 votes
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  43. Meet the Spartans(2008)
    Woke6AI: 6 · 0 votes
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  44. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World(2003)
    Woke6AI: 6 · 0 votes
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  45. The Lego Movie(2014)
    Woke6AI: 6 · 0 votes
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  46. The Bourne Identity(2002)
    Woke6AI: 6 · 1 vote
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  47. Django(1966)
    Woke6AI: 6 · 0 votes
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  48. Cuphead in "Crisp Apples" with Mugman(2018)
    Woke6AI: 6 · 0 votes
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  49. No Country for Old Men(2007)
    Woke6AI: 6 · 1 vote
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  50. Bride of Frankenstein(1935)
    Woke6AI: 6 · 0 votes
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How this list works

Rankings use the normalized wokeScore on each published title (status analyzed). Only titles with a score are included. This is a discovery list on our satirical scale, not a critic’s ranking.

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